kaynethbird:

How peaceful life could be if only it wasn’t disturbed all the time. He came to realize that this was how the universe worked; it moved and moved and something like a stop button didn’t exist. How strange the world just was.

But enough of this bird’s musing. Someone’s yelling couldn’t be ignored and Dera wasn’t a rude bird, so he would bother and help this young man. 

“An alien looking like a duck you say? Sounds like a rather strange being and what an elegant sounding name it has. Sadly I never encountered that duck.” Dera commented, hopefully getting the other’s attention with that, but his charme surely was enough for that already anyway.

“What is that Joui you are talking about, young man? I might join if it meets my standards.” With that words the little, but fat bird spread his wings and managed it with a lot of strength to place himself on the man’s head.

“You are quite some weird human, did anyone ever tell you that?”

(Source: notapissadump)

bl1ndbutnots1ghtl3ss:

Wow, getting lost in this city was really easy, wasn’t it?  So much easier than getting lost in her beloved forest.  Back home the different trees had different scents and the different plants had different tastes, she could easily plot a path and follow it back no matter where she wandered.

Here, however, all of the buildings had the same dull concrete smell.  Actually, the entire place had a grey dull concrete smell.  It was disappointing.  Especially since the sector she was placed in smelled and tasted so good.  Like fresh fruit and grass and it was so green and clean and wonderful.

Terezi stopped briefly and sighed.  She figured that she had left that sector quite a while ago.

So much for finding her hive-stem.

Oh well, at least she’d be able to get a better idea of the sectors and people in this city.  Of course, this would be so much faster if she had her jet wing-pack.

But she wouldn’t make any progress standing here!  So the troll girl started walking again, trying to think of some way she could mentally map this place—

The concept was utterly destroyed.

A few feet away from her someone in the crowd started yelling, really loudly, about a duck alien child named Elizabeth.  Whatever that meant.

“1 WOULD NOT B3 4BL3 TO T3LL YOU B3C4US4 1 WONT B3 4BL3 TO S33 H1M, DUMB4SS” She yelled back from somewhere in the crowd. “4ND WH4TS 4 ‘JOU1’”

It didn’t bother him when he heard a (rather RUDE) response back in the crowd, nor did it bother him when the voice asked what a ‘Joui’ was… Though, he was completely upset for one important fact, and that was,

“OIIIIIIIIII!!! IT’S NOT ‘DUMBASS’, IT’S KATSURA!” He shouted out, mainly out of habit. It was bad enough to be called ‘Zura’ by the likes of that one diabetic, naturally wavy haired punk! Katsura wasn’t going to have any of this nicknaming business, even for his surname.

“And for your information, a Joui is a super cool and super secret organization meant to destroy and take down those dirty government dogs!” Katsura absentmindedly shouted out to the previous female voice.

 Katsura laughed his stupid little laugh as he gained strange looks from the people around him, that he completely forgot existed. Now, his attention was set directly to this patronizing young woman. Katsura would have to scope her out, or perhaps she could find herself to his way!

Ah, but, alas! She has even stated herself that she ‘could not see’. Then again, she only said she wouldn’t have been able to see Elizabeth! Perhaps his dear Elizabeth has grown even better in the art of stealth? Maybe this girl just gets soba or nmaibo stuck in her eyes every time she goes to eat. Zura can sympathize with her there.

“Young lady! Please direct me to your general area, I feel as though I may have seemed unclear to you about the Jouishishi ways and would like to go into extensive detail about them!”

(Source: notapissadump)

coyprogrammer:

[Chihiro was minding his own business. Things in the city seemed rather calm today, and it allowed Chihiro to relax a bit. It’s true that the situation was stressful, but there really was no use in worrying over things you couldn’t control.  All he could do was focus on fixing that laptop, and he was determined to do so.

In the middle of his thoughts, he hears the other man yelling. He freezes, whimpering and trying his best not to tear up. Yelling really did scare him after all! Still, at least he wasn’t being threatening…..the man reminded him a bit of Ishimaru.

After they’ve finished, Chihiro turns to face them slowly, still trying his best not to tear up.]

Ah….I-I’m really sorry.

Soon after he ceased all his nonsense screaming, Katsura could hear a faint mumble of an apology come from nearby. He looks around to find, what appears to be, a young lady with tears in their eyes. Oh no! Katsura had unknowingly offended a poor young child, he had to think quick, before this gets any worse than it should.

“Aha! Young lady, don’t worry about it. There is no need to apologize for you have done nothing wrong!”

Katsura gives a hearty laugh, petting the boy on the head, hoping to make him feel better. 

“You know, it’s dangerous to run around these streets without any protection! Are you here with anyone? Maybe your parents? —” Suddenly, a thought struck the man, having his imagination go wild, “OH NO, DON’T TELL ME! YOUR PARENTS ARE SOME EVIL CREATURES, AREN’T THEY! ALWAYS YELLING AT YOU WHILE YOU’RE TRYING YOUR BEST IN SCHOOL, TRYING TO MAKE IT INTO THE SOCCER TEAM, BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE PUTTING SO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOU SCREAMING, ‘MITSUKO-CHAN, MITSUKO-CHAN! GET IN HERE AND RUB MOMMY’S FEET’?!?! HAVE YOU RUN AWAY FROM THIS SORT OF DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT, MITSUKO?! YOU MUST HAVE RUN AWAY, RUN FAR AWAY HERE TO LEARN THE WAYS OF THE SOCCER BALL. FEAR NOT, YOUNG MITSUKO, FOR I SHALL TEACH YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!”

(Source: notapissadump)

‘And what kind of a strange and unusual place is this supposed to be?’ Katsura thought to himself, tossing up a few of the firecrackers he had been given. He brushed the hair out of his face as the wind slightly blew to the east, scoping out the sector he was located in. From what he could gather, Katsura was located in the shopping district.

Zura had many questions to ask, but the most important one was.. Where in the world was Elizabeth? Another equally important question, that must be answered was, Would anyone like to join the Joui?

Yes, those were his main priorities at the moment; find Elizabeth and recruit new members to the Joui! Now, how was he supposed to do this? There are no dirty bakufu located here, right? So of course it wouldn’t do any harm to kindly speak loudly in this crowd! And, by any chance, if there were to be any of those government dogs around, he could easily outrun them.

Katsura was content with this plan. Content enough to inhale deeply, with pride and joy, as he shouted out.

“OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, CAN SOMEBODY ASSIST ME IN MY TIME OF NEED HERE?! IT APPEARS AS THOUGH I’VE LOST A CHILD, HIS NAME IS ELIZABETH AND HE IS A VERY HANDSOME LOOKING, LARGE DUCK-LIKE ALIEN WITH HAIRY LEGS!!! IF YOU SEE ANYONE THAT FITS THIS DESCRIPTION, PLEASE TELL HIM HIS MOTHER IS LOOKING FOR HIM, I AM WORRIED SICK ABOUT THAT BOY! AND AS A REWARD I WILL LET YOU JOIN THE JOUI FOR FREE! ABSOLUTELY NO CHARGE, UNLESS YOU WANT TO JOIN THE JOUI ON YOUR OWN WILL WITHOUT FINDING MY ELIZABETH, THAT’S FINE TOO! THE MORE THE MERRIER, IS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY, AHAHAHAHAHA.”

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